Literature
Goodbye Lorne, Hello Laura.
Lorne’s Trip to Twin Peaks. Laura Palmer TG. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sometimes there are people that you can’t help but question why they even exist to begin with, they contribute absolutely nothing and are useless and you couldn’t care less about them, they are just pathetic idiots who have nothing better to do and one of those people was none other than Lorne aka Frostlorne. He was an Amiright member who had no specific purpose, he just posted a random comment on a parody song and that was it, he came across as pretentious and asked way too many questions for his own good, sometimes he just needed be told to shut up and sometimes he just couldn’t, and that’s why everyone’s favorite punishment dealing marsupial Mistress Mel set her sights on him. One night she materialized in the Amiright universe which was a universe themed around music parodies and she paid a visit to Lorne’s abode, Lorne’s abode was rather ratty and dingy, it resembled a villain’s lair more than any
